an inside joke is just a very small meme
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
An Edit a Day ⚜ Benedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [271/?]
i think i speak for everyone when i say fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk…
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:
- the word ‘bisexual’
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
hey lets play how hot is that character
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Let’s talk about how dainty drunk Sherlock is.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.